Ernie McCracken
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.
Played by Bill Murray 
Kingpin (1996) · 15 quotes
Kingpin (1996) · 15 quotes
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
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1979 Waitress
Tanqueray and Tab.
Ernie McCracken
Keep 'em comin', sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?
Ernie McCracken
[Roy Munson is getting ready for his turn to bowl]
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy
Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken
Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.
