Scenes with Ishmael
3 scenes
R Roy
Yeah, sure, Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael
God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
R Roy
Yeah, well, he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a clue what it is. It's round, it has three holes, and you stick your fingers into it.
Ishmael
[He points his finger into Roy's face]
You leave Rebecca out of this, mister!
R Roy
I'm talking about bowling! Your future!
Ishmael
[On smoking]
You really should try to quit, Mr. Munson. They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
R Roy
Is that right? Who's done more research on the subject than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it's harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.
Ishmael
I don't drink coffee.
Ishmael
Because it's a stimulant.
R Roy
What the hell do you think cigarettes are?
Ishmael
They are?
Ishmael
[Roy nods]
All right, make it an extra large, two sugars, lots of cream. Lots of cream.
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