I wanna lick your SKIN off.
Chris
I’d prefer you didn’t.
Chris Brander
Ryan Reynolds · 13 quotes
Samantha James
Anna Faris · 6 quotes
Mike Brander
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette · 5 quotes
Chris' Mom
3 quotes
Clark
Fred Ewanuick · 3 quotes
Dusty Lee Dinkelman
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Chris Brander & Jamie (5), Chris Brander & Samantha James (2), Chris Brander & Chris' Mom (2)
Just Friends quotes
Page 2 of 2[singing and playing guitar]
Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.
[to Chris]
You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
I mean, listen, I know it might sound a little corny, maybe even a little femme, but I find something so resplendent in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? [Looks at Chris's completely feminine Christmas sweater] Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll.
Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
So that's why she went with Dusty. She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.
Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!