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Just Friends

Just Friends quotes

23 total quotes

Chris Brander
Dusty Lee Dinkelman
Mike Brander
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Samantha James


View Quote Samantha: I wanna lick your SKIN off.
Chris: I’d prefer you didn’t.
View Quote [singing and playing guitar] Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.
View Quote [to Chris] You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
View Quote I mean, listen, I know it might sound a little corny, maybe even a little femme, but I find something so resplendent in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? [Looks at Chris's completely feminine Christmas sweater] Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll.
View Quote Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
View Quote So that's why she went with Dusty. She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.
View Quote Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
View Quote You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!