Paulie I've wanted this for a really long time.
I know.
Paulie Wizard...
Played by Michael Cera 
Juno (2007) · 99 quotes
Juno (2007) · 99 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Juno (2007): in 10 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Juno MacGuff (9)
Scenes with Paulie
10 scenes Paulie Paulie Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you. I know it wasn’t your idea.
Paulie Whose idea was it?
I'll see you at school, okay? [mounts her bicycle and rides off]
Paulie [to no one in particular]
Whose idea was it?
Wow your shorts are like, especially gold today.
Paulie My mom uses color-safe bleach.
Go Carol.
Paulie I'll tell her.
So guess what.
Paulie [hesitant]
What?
I'm pregnant.
Vijay
You should grow a mustache.
Paulie I can't.
Vijay
Me neither.
Paulie I still have your underwear.
I still have your virginity.
Paulie [exasperated]
Would you shut up?
What about Katrina De Voort? You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.
Paulie No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup!
Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie Katrina's not my girlfriend, all right? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye. That's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
I think I'm in love with you.
Paulie You mean as friends?
No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met — and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie I try really hard, actually.
Paulie [...]
Can we make out now?
Yeah. [kisses him]
I think I'm in love with you.
Paulie You mean as friends?
No, I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met — and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie I try really hard, actually.
You're, like, naturally smart and you're not like everyone else. You don't stare at my stomach all the time, you look at my face and every time I see you, the baby starts kicking super hard.
Paulie It does?
Paulie [Juno puts Paulie's hand on her stomach]
Wizard.
I think it's 'cause my heart starts pounding every time I see you.
Paulie Mine too.
That's all I could ask for. You're gold, man.
Paulie [awkward pause]
Can we make out now?
Yeah. [kisses him]
(seeing them)
Hey, you know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that!
[Juno, still kissing Paulie, gives Leah the finger]
