I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.
Played by Michael Cera
Year One (2009) · 7 quotes
Year One (2009) · 7 quotes
Most-quoted character in Year One (2009): in 6 of its 7 quotes
Most scenes with: Zed (4)
Scenes with Oh
6 scenes[from trailer] [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]
Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.
[from trailer] [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge]
I might know everything. Ask me something!
Where does the sun go at night?
Pass. Next question.
Where do babies come from?
Pass. Next question.
[noticing a snake]
There's a snake on my foot.
In the form of a question!
[scared]
There's a snake on my foot?
Correct!
Cain
They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]
I feel like a bird!
I'm a virgin by choice.
Ha! Not *your* choice!
high priest
rub me with oil
with my hands?
high priest
no with your nutsack, of course with your hands.







