A character in Year One (2009)

Zed quotes from Year One (2009)

Jack Black
Played by Jack Black Year One (2009) · 7 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Year One (2009): in 5 of its 7 quotes
Most scenes with: Oh (4)

Scenes with Zed

5 scenes
Zed
[from trailer]

You could be my right-hand man.

Oh

I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

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Zed
[from trailer] [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge]

I might know everything. Ask me something!

Oh

Where does the sun go at night?

Zed

Pass. Next question.

Oh

Where do babies come from?

Zed

Pass. Next question.

Oh
[noticing a snake]

There's a snake on my foot.

Zed

In the form of a question!

Oh
[scared]

There's a snake on my foot?

Zed

Correct!

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Zed
[from trailer] [pointing to wheels]

What are these big, round things for?

Cain

They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

Oh
[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]

I feel like a bird!

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Zed

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

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