Juno (2007) · 99 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Juno (2007): in 7 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Juno MacGuff (5), Mac MacGuff (2)
And this, of course, is Juno.
Like the city in Alaska.
No.
No? [pause] Shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or...
I'll have a Maker's Mark. Up.
She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
Oh, wicked pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy — not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling?
Vanessa You found us in the PennySaver?
Vanessa You think you're really going to do this?
Yeah, I like you guys. If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
What's that thing?
Vanessa It's a pilates machine.
What do you make with it?
Vanessa Oh...you don't make anything with it, it's for exercise.
Vanessa Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Nah, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Vanessa What's wrong? Why are you crying?
I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.
Vanessa How do I look?
Like a new mom. Scared shitless.
