Life's Short, Stunt it!
Rod Kimble
Andy Samberg · 38 quotes
Rico
Danny McBride · 14 quotes
Kevin Powell
Jorma Taccone · 9 quotes
Denise
Isla Fisher · 7 quotes
Frank Powell
Ian McShane · 7 quotes
Dave
Bill Hader · 5 quotes
Barry
Chris Parnell · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Rod Kimble & Kevin Powell (6), Rod Kimble & Denise (6), Rod Kimble & Rico (4)
Hot Rod quotes
Page 4 of 5You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!
Cool beans.
Yoohoo sh[*]theads, I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restrooms; would you guys like to light them off?
Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!
So, cool beans?
Have fun being married to SATAN!
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
I don't even cry, and look at me, you're about to make tears come outta my face!
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!