Marie Powell
It's nice to see him smiling again.
Yeah, but you know what won't make him smile? [yelling] WHEN I MURDER HIM! [slams door and shatters window on door] And I'm genuinely sorry about the window!
Rod Kimble
Andy Samberg · 38 quotes
Rico
Danny McBride · 14 quotes
Kevin Powell
Jorma Taccone · 9 quotes
Denise
Isla Fisher · 7 quotes
Frank Powell
Ian McShane · 7 quotes
Dave
Bill Hader · 5 quotes
Barry
Chris Parnell · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Rod Kimble & Kevin Powell (6), Rod Kimble & Denise (6), Rod Kimble & Rico (4)
Hot Rod quotes
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Furious Boss You're a terrible stuntman.
What?
Furious Boss [louder]
You're a terrible stuntman.
What?
Furious Boss [screaming]
You're a terrible stuntman!
Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.
Oh, whoa, wait, what... Why is Rod kissing his sister, man?
Uh, Denise isn't his sister.
She's not?
No.
Aw, man. That just shatters my entire universe.
[waves to a taco while he's wandering through white nothingness]
Hi. [a grilled cheese sandwich walks up to the taco and starts to fight with it] Ho, ho! Ho yeah! Yes! Yeah! [the taco is beating the grilled cheese sandwich with a folding chair] Finish him! Finish him! Yeah-heh-ha! [grilled cheese sandwich lies motionless with blood oozing out of the back of its head]
Denise? [wakes up gasping] Hoobastank!
Oh shit!
Rod! Are you okay?
Ooohhh...the safety word didn't help.
All great men have mustaches!
Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
You know I have a hormone disorder!
Ooh!
Richardson
There is no tool in this pool.
I hope you enjoy the show.
I can assure you I won't.
[whispering]
Frank. I know you're sleeping but I just wanted you to know the training is going really great. My reflexes are sharp, I'm crazy agile, and I have a date. So, anyways, that's the update. Sleep tight. [turns around]
Who're you talking to?
Haaah! Haaaaaah!
Whoa, whiskey! Whiskey! Whiiskeeeeeeeeeey! Whiskeeey! Whiskeeeeey! [crashes into a parked RV]
Scrooge
Ho-ho-ho! A cooked goose for everyone! Ha-ha-ha!
It's Ebenezer Scrooge!
Scrooge
Yes! A cooked goose! Ha-ha-haaaaa!
We're gonna jump 15 buses.
Whoa, come on, Rod. That's nearly as many as Evel Knievel jumped.
It's actually one more than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. I checked. Online.
Marie Powell
He choked on some pie.
What? Come on! Seriously?
Marie Powell
He wanted to win that contest so badly...
Your video made me look like an idiot.
I didn't mean to.
What was it Kev? Jealousy? You couldn't take everyone loving my stunts and thinking you're short?
I'm not short...
YES, YOU ARE.
NO, I'M NOT!