Denise, you were right; the taco won.
Rod Kimble
Andy Samberg · 38 quotes
Rico
Danny McBride · 14 quotes
Kevin Powell
Jorma Taccone · 9 quotes
Denise
Isla Fisher · 7 quotes
Frank Powell
Ian McShane · 7 quotes
Dave
Bill Hader · 5 quotes
Barry
Chris Parnell · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Rod Kimble & Kevin Powell (6), Rod Kimble & Denise (6), Rod Kimble & Rico (4)
Hot Rod quotes
Page 3 of 5Now, who's with me? [everyone raises their hand] Good. Now let's celebrate.
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!
Never—sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
You're a pussy.
Old man, young heart!
My balls itch more than a flea on a jack russel terrier!
Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.
I need to go to my quiet place!
It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.
Play the victim and you will be the victim.
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
You're the devil!