Most scenes together: Hercules & Phil (11), Hades & Phil (8), Pain & Panic (8)
Hercules quotes
Page 4 of 7A dream come true?
Not exactly.
More beautiful than Aphrodite?
Aside from that.
The most wonderful...
SHE'S A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!! SHE'S BEEN PLAYIN' YOU FOR A SAP!!
Stop kidding around, Phil.
I'm not kiddin' around!
I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to--
Kid, you're missin' the point!
The point is I love her.
She don't love you!
You're crazy.
She's nothing but a two-timin'...
Stop it!
... no-good, lyin', schemin'...
SHUT UP!!! [Hits Phil]
Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.
And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.
Ba-boom! Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?
But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.