Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Hades
James Woods · 40 quotes
Phil
31 quotes
Meg
Susan Egan · 19 quotes
Hercules
Tate Donovan · 18 quotes
Megara
14 quotes
Pain
Bobcat Goldthwait · 8 quotes
Panic
Matt Frewer · 8 quotes
The Narrator and the Muses
Charlton Heston · 7 quotes
Philoctetes
Danny DeVito · 5 quotes
Thalia
Roz Ryan · 5 quotes
Calliope
Lillias White · 4 quotes
Terpsichore
LaChanze · 4 quotes
Hermes
Paul Shaffer · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Hercules & Phil (11), Hades & Phil (8), Pain & Panic (8)
Hercules quotes
Page 7 of 7Then read my lips! Forget it.
This is... This is impossible! You, you, you can't be alive! You'd have to be a, a... (Pain and Panic: A god?) Hercules, stop! You can’t do this to me! You can’t- [Hercules punches Hades] Fine. Okay. Listen. Ha! Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? You're dad; he's the fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him, and he'd kinda... blow this whole thing off, you know? Meg. Meg, talk to him. Have a little smoochze, and... [Hercules punches him into the river of death] GAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! [souls go to grab him] Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! Ooh, ah— (Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there!; Pain: You mean, if he gets outta there!) Taxi! TAXI! (Panic: If. If is good.) I don't feel so good. I—I'm feeling a little... FLUSHED!
Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d’ya say? Come on.
We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.
You are correct, sir!
You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
You're really choked up about this, aren't you?
You... I got your heel RIGHT HERE! [tackles Tall Thebian with his head, throws punches] I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You- [bites Tall Thebian's butt]
Zeusy, I'm home!