Matt Frewer movie quotes
14 quotes from 3 movies
Hercules (1997) as Panic
View Quote
Hades: So you took care of him, huh? Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?!
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?!
View Quote
How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!
View Quote
Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
Pain: You mean if he gets out of there.
Panic: If? "If" is good.
Pain: You mean if he gets out of there.
Panic: If? "If" is good.
50/50 (2011) as Mitch
View Quote
Alan: I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.
Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
Adam: Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
Alan: Whoa, what the **** is that?
Mitch: Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.
Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
Adam: Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
Alan: Whoa, what the **** is that?
Mitch: Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.
View Quote
Mitch: So you want to drive, right now?
Alan: Yeah.
Mitch: You sure that's what you want to do?
Mitch: That's your make-a-wish? To drive?
Alan: Yeah.
Mitch: You sure that's what you want to do?
Mitch: That's your make-a-wish? To drive?
View Quote
[Adam is receiving his first session of chemotherapy. One of the other patients offers him a tin]
Alan: Want a macaroon?
Adam: Oh, thanks. I’m alright.
Alan: [leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em.
Adam: Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.
Alan: C’mon, man. Just get high with us!
Adam: Okay. Thanks.
[He takes a macaroon and eats it]
Mitch: How old are you?
Adam: Twenty-seven.
Alan: That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
[Alan and Mitch laugh]
Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.
Alan: Want a macaroon?
Adam: Oh, thanks. I’m alright.
Alan: [leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em.
Adam: Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.
Alan: C’mon, man. Just get high with us!
Adam: Okay. Thanks.
[He takes a macaroon and eats it]
Mitch: How old are you?
Adam: Twenty-seven.
Alan: That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
[Alan and Mitch laugh]
Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.
National Lampoon's Senior Trip (1995) as Principal Todd Moss
View Quote
It's now officially 8:01, people; let's move it! Come on, come on, while we're young! Herbert Jones, get off my car! Quickly, quickly, quickly. Come on, look lively, people, come on. Keep climbing; you won't get a nosebleed. Button that up, Carla. Herbert. Early bird. Worm. Think about it. Pull, Wanda. Pull.
View Quote
If you'll all check your itineraries, you'll see that this is the only stop we're making between now and Washington. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind. Now, I'm setting the alarm on my watch for ten minutes. When this alarm goes off, the bus will leave with or without you.
View Quote
Well, now that you've enlightened me as to the real problem here, perhaps you should tell the President about your concerns. In fact, I think you should all pool your ideas together. I want you to draft a 500-word letter to the President on what you'd like the Government to do in order to save our education system. Now, Mr. Diplo will be in charge today. Mr. Diplo, I've given these students an assignment. Make sure they finish it by 1:00. If they're not finished, they can stay later.
