Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in 50/50 (2011): in 3 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Alan (3), Adam Lerner (2)
Scenes with Mitch
3 scenes
[Adam is receiving his first session of chemotherapy. One of the other patients offers him a tin]
Want a macaroon?
[leans forward and whispers]
There’s weed in ‘em.
Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.
C’mon, man. Just get high with us!
Mitch [He takes a macaroon and eats it]
How old are you?
That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
[Alan and Mitch laugh]
I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.
Mitch So you want to drive, right now?
Mitch You sure that's what you want to do?
Mitch That's your make-a-wish? To drive?
I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.
Mitch Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
Whoa, what the **** is that?
Mitch Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.
Other characters in 50/50 (2011)