ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

[Adam is receiving his first session of chemotherapy. One of the other patients offers him a tin]
Alan: Want a macaroon?
Adam: Oh, thanks. I’m alright.
Alan: [leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em.
Adam: Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.
Alan: C’mon, man. Just get high with us!
Adam: Okay. Thanks.
[He takes a macaroon and eats it]
Mitch: How old are you?
Adam: Twenty-seven.
Alan: That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
[Alan and Mitch laugh]
Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.
  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the