He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Hercules (1997) · 104 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Hercules (1997): in 19 of its 104 quotes
Most scenes with: Phil (6), Megara (5), Hercules (4)
You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
More lines from Meg
13 quotesThanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Are you always this articulate?
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.
I thought I smelt a rat.
Speak of the devil.
People always do crazy things... (groan) when they're in love.
Scenes with Meg
5 scenesMeg, when I'm with you, I-I don't feel so alone.
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
What do you mean?
Nobody can hurt you.
Is Wonderboy here for real?
What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa! And by the way, sweet-cheeks, I'm real too.
Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the River Guardian to join my team for the uprising, and now here I am, kind of River Guardian-less.
I gave it my best shot, but me made me an offer I had to refuse.
Aren't you, a damsel in distress?
I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Hercules, look out! [shoves him aside, the pillar falling on top of her]
Meg! NOOOOOOO!!!!
What's happening?
H-hades deal is broken... (gasps in pain)He promised I wouldn't get hurt...
People always do crazy things...(groans)when they're in love.
M-Meg... I...
Meg [wryly]: Are you... always this articulate?