Two words: I. Am. Retired! [Hercules finger-counts in confusion]
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Phil I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".
Phil And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all; the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! [pause] BUT THAT MESHUGGANEH HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.
Phil One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
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