Hercules
A dream come true?
Phil
Not exactly.
Hercules
More beautiful than Aphrodite?
Phil
Aside from that.
Hercules
The most wonderful...
Phil
SHE'S A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!! SHE'S BEEN PLAYIN' YOU FOR A SAP!!
Hercules
Stop kidding around, Phil.
Phil
I'm not kiddin' around!
Hercules
I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to--
Phil
Kid, you're missin' the point!
Hercules
The point is I love her.
Phil
She don't love you!
Hercules
You're crazy.
Phil
She's nothing but a two-timin'...
Hercules
Stop it!
Phil
... no-good, lyin', schemin'...
Hercules
SHUT UP!!! [Hits Phil]
