Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore
Adam Sandler · 34 quotes
Shooter McGavin
Christopher McDonald · 18 quotes
Virginia
Julie Bowen · 6 quotes
Chubbs
Carl Weathers · 5 quotes
Donald
4 quotes
Mr. Larson
Richard Kiel · 4 quotes
Bob Barker
Bob Barker · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Happy Gilmore & Shooter McGavin (7), Happy Gilmore & Virginia (5), Happy Gilmore & Chubbs (4)
Happy Gilmore quotes
Page 4 of 4Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball... if you can find it.
Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.
This is Shooter's tour!
Yeah, it is about time! I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole! I wanted to but I just couldn't do it! [Pulls guys shirt and punches him in the face]
Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
you know yesterday I saw two big fat bikers having sex in the woods....how am i supposed to CHIP with that going on?!
You son of a bitch ball! Why don't you just go home?! That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass, ball!
You will not make this putt... ya jackass!
You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... ya jackass!