Carl Weathers movie quotes

View Quote [to Hawkins, right before the assault on the camp right after the satchel charge in the truck explodes] Showtime, kid.

View Quote That's a real nasty habit you got there.

View Quote [after a trap seemingly fails to attract the Predator] So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?

View Quote Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.

View Quote This is what I'm looking for. 'The Italian Stallion.'...Look, it's the name, man. 'The Italian Stallion.' The media'll eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian, right? What would be better than to get it on with one of his descendants...Southpaw, nuthin'. I'll drop him in three. APOLLO CREED MEETS THE ITALIAN STALLION. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

View Quote You'd better stop this fight! You ain't nothin' but a bum!

View Quote Apollo: Come on. Right here. Let's finish this fight!
Rocky: Is he serious?

View Quote Apollo: Do you think I beat him the last time?
Duke: You got the decision.
Apollo: Man I won! But I didn't beat him!

View Quote Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! In a stunning upset, scoring the win by a knockout, the new Heavyweight Champion of the World...
Rocky: You're great.
Ring Announcer: ROCKY BALBOA!
[Cheering grows louder]
Apollo: Good luck.

View Quote Apollo: [in the ring sparring with Rocky] He's hooking! He's hooking! DAMN, ROCK! COME ON! What's the matter with you?!
Rocky: Tomorrow. Let's do it tomorrow.
Apollo: THERE IS NO TOMORROW!! THERE IS NO TOMORROW!! THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!

View Quote Apollo: [Rocky keeps getting hit by Clubber] He's getting killed out there!
Paulie: Oh, no, no. He's not getting killed, he's getting MAD!

View Quote [Rocky walks into Mickey's gym which is now closed down; he punches the speed bag]
Apollo: That's not the way to do it.
Rocky: Who's that?
Apollo: You should hit it straight. Step into it.
Rocky: Apollo?
Apollo: Right. I waited at your house for about an hour. Your wife said you might be here.
Rocky: What are you doin' here?
Apollo: Business.
Rocky: If the papers knew we were talkin' like this, they'd think we was crazy. Why you?
Apollo: Because I'm the best, and you need somebody to teach you different.
Rocky: Why?
Apollo: To be honest with you, I don't think you could pull it off without me, Rock.
Rocky: You still didn't give me the answer, Apollo. What's the real reason?
Apollo: Listen. It's quiet, isn't it? When you retire, it's too quiet. I mean, we way too young to retire, anyway. Besides, with the right touch, I could promote this thing into the biggest gate of all time. It'd be bigger than ours. Heaven knows I don't mind bein' involved with large numbers. Right?
Rocky: I don't need this no more. I don't want this no more.
Apollo: Look, man. When you beat me, I hurt all over, and I didn't wanna know from nothin' or nobody, not even my kids. Hell, every fighter knows that hurt, and we get sick inside trying to live with it. So don't back off now and make it right for yourself or you'll be sorry you didn't. We held the greatest title in the whole world, babe. You lost that fight, Rock, for all the wrong reasons. You lost your edge. All right. I know your manager dying had you all messed up inside. But the truth is, you didn't look hungry. Now, when we fought, you had the eye of the tiger, man. The edge! And now you gotta get back, and the way to get it back is to go back to the beginning. You know what I mean? [laughs] Maybe we can win it back together. Eye of the tiger, man.
Rocky: Why'd you have to come here?
Apollo: I have the plan. Get it back, man.
Rocky: You got me curious.
Apollo: You got me curious, Rock.

View Quote Happy Gilmore: [after hitting a hole-in-one] He shoots, he scores! Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.
Chubbs: Good plan.

View Quote Chubbs: It's all in the hips, yeah, it's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy Gilmore: Get off of me.
Chubbs: Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

View Quote Chubbs: Spoken like a true asshole.