Happy Gilmore (1996) · 55 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Happy Gilmore (1996): in 6 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Happy Gilmore (5), Shooter McGavin (3)
Virginia Did you see that?
Yes. Nice shot.
Virginia He just got a hole-in-one on a par four!
I know. I just said I saw it.
Virginia Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball that far - oh, he could really draw a crowd.
[Virginia walks away smiling]
You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.
Virginia What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
Well, I'd like to see you try.
I meant on a golf course!
Virginia Hey! What's going on?
Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia Why don't you just put it down?
Yeah, I know.
Virginia I thought we were just going to be friends.
What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.
I'll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.
Virginia Do you always carry a puck with you?
Yeah.
Virginia Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
