Shooter McGavin Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
2nd most-quoted character in Happy Gilmore (1996): in 18 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Happy Gilmore (7), Virginia (3), Mr. Larson (3)
you know yesterday I saw two big fat bikers having sex in the woods....how am i supposed to CHIP with that going on?!
More lines from Shooter McGavin
7 quotes Shooter McGavin Shooter McGavin Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
Shooter McGavin Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.
Shooter McGavin I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets harder to leave. I bet you put something to the water.
Shooter McGavin Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Shooter McGavin Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball... if you can find it.
Shooter McGavin This is Shooter's tour!
Scenes with Shooter McGavin
10 scenes
Did you see that?
Shooter McGavin Yes. Nice shot.
He just got a hole-in-one on a par four!
Shooter McGavin I know. I just said I saw it.
[laughs]
Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball that far - oh, he could really draw a crowd.
[Virginia walks away smiling]
Shooter McGavin [under his breath]
You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.
Shooter McGavin Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?
Trying to reach the green from here Shooter?
Shooter That's not possible, sir.
I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Shooter [turning around]
Well that's good for Happy Gilmo-- (turns around and sees Mr. Larson) My God!
I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
Shooter McGavin Well, I'd like to see you try.
Shooter McGavin I meant on a golf course!
Hey! What's going on?
Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Why don't you just put it down?
Yeah, I know.
Shooter McGavin Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Shooter McGavin I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
[stopping Happy from fighting Shooter]
Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
Shooter McGavin Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Lee Trevino Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Shooter McGavin Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And you can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot.
Crowd
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.
McGavin You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
McGavin No!
Verne Lundquist
[The crowd cheers and surrounds Happy]
This is incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.
Shooter No! NOOOOO! [bends down in defeat and agony]
I love you, [kisses his grandmother] you [kisses Virginia] and you. [kisses Otto]
Shooter Doug! Doug! Impossible! That's mine! My jacket! It's mine! [steals Happy's gold jacket from Doug, and runs away]
Hey! He stole my jacket!
[to himself; in anger]
I believe that is Mr. Gilmore's. [in slow-motion, Shooter runs as he puts on Happy's jacket. The crowd chases him. He angrily growls as he swings his arms] I will get you, Shooter!
Man
We're gonna get you, you bastard!
Shooter [screams, then collapses offscreen as the crowd attacks him]
No! Get off! Ow! Get off! Get off!
Stay still!
Shooter [A punch is heard]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[A loud smack is heard as Shooter screams in pain]
