Verne Lundquist
[The crowd cheers and surrounds Happy]
This is incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.
Shooter
No! NOOOOO! [bends down in defeat and agony]
Happy
I love you, [kisses his grandmother] you [kisses Virginia] and you. [kisses Otto]
Shooter
Doug! Doug! Impossible! That's mine! My jacket! It's mine! [steals Happy's gold jacket from Doug, and runs away]
Happy
Hey! He stole my jacket!
Mr. Larson
[to himself; in anger]
I believe that is Mr. Gilmore's. [in slow-motion, Shooter runs as he puts on Happy's jacket. The crowd chases him. He angrily growls as he swings his arms] I will get you, Shooter!
Man
We're gonna get you, you bastard!
Shooter
[screams, then collapses offscreen as the crowd attacks him]
No! Get off! Ow! Get off! Get off!
Mr. Larson
Stay still!
