L Lyle
[Lyle, Max, Thor, Kwame and his men are searching for Ursula. N'Dugo is holding Lyle on his back]
Ursula! God, this trail's really rough.
ND N'Dugo
[Swahili]
Drop him! You're not his donkey. [Mimics Lyle] "Ursula! Ursula!" [Swahili] Next cliff we pass, he's history.
L Lyle
[He and his men start going in another direction]
Hey, come back here.
Max
They're not abandoning us, are they?
Kwame
They are threatening.
L Lyle
If you don't mind, Kwame, I have a knack for getting the most out of my employees. Do you mind if I address the porters?
Kwame
They only speak Swahili.
L Lyle
Well, I just happen to have a Swahili phrase book.
Kwame
Be my guest.
L Lyle
[Lyle reads the book and says random Swahili phrases. The subtitles reveal what he's saying] [Swahili]
Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But, if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning. [The porters laugh. Lyle speaks English] I think our troubles are over.
Max
Tell them I'll pay 50 zamoles a man if they'll help me capture the White Ape and bring him back alive.
L Lyle
Alive? After he...uh...well, he pulled Ursula's scrunchy off. We know that much.
Max
50 zamoles a man. What do you say?
Kwame
They only speak Swahili.
ND N'Dugo
[English]
100 zamoles a man and you got a deal.
L Lyle
[Shocked]
Hey, wait a second...
Max
Done.
[The porters laugh again]
Ape
"George's Secrets." There's the shortest book ever written.
Kwame
[to Lyle]
He says he likes your Magic Picture, but he prefers the resolution of the Leica 35 millimeter transparencies. [laughs]. He also says, That your lens is dirty, but he has the equipment to clean it for you… [laughs].
SO Spectators on boat
Watch out for that- [George smacks into tugboat pilothouse] Ooh...!
L Lyle
There you go! Y' like magic pictures? Yet another gift from America.
N'Dugo: [Mocking Lyle in Swahili]
L Lyle
Translation, please.
Kwame
He says he likes your "magic pictures", but he prefers the resolution of the Leica 35 millimeter transparencies. He also says, that your lens is dirty, but he has the equipment to clean it for you… [all except Lyle laugh].