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[Lyle, Max, Thor, Kwame and his men are searching for Ursula. N'Dugo is holding Lyle on his back]
Lyle: Ursula! God, this trail's really rough.
N'Dugo: [Swahili] Drop him! You're not his donkey. [Mimics Lyle] "Ursula! Ursula!" [Swahili] Next cliff we pass, he's history.
[He and his men start going in another direction]
Lyle: Hey, come back here.
Max: They're not abandoning us, are they?
Kwame: They are threatening.
Lyle: If you don't mind, Kwame, I have a knack for getting the most out of my employees. Do you mind if I address the porters?
Kwame: They only speak Swahili.
Lyle: Well, I just happen to have a Swahili phrase book.
Kwame: Be my guest.
[Lyle reads the book and says random Swahili phrases. The subtitles reveal what he's saying]
Lyle: [Swahili] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But, if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning. [The porters laugh. Lyle speaks English] I think our troubles are over.
Max: Tell them I'll pay 50 zamoles a man if they'll help me capture the White Ape and bring him back alive.
Lyle: Alive? After he...uh...well, he pulled Ursula's scrunchy off. We know that much.
Max: 50 zamoles a man. What do you say?
Kwame: They only speak Swahili.
N'Dugo: [English] 100 zamoles a man and you got a deal.
Lyle: [Shocked] Hey, wait a second...
Max: Done.
[The porters laugh again]


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