Funny People (2009) · 11 quotes
You son of a bitch! Why didn't you tell me George Simmons wanted us to write jokes for him?
When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo
You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.
Don't put me in this position where I have to **** my way out of a corner!
Leo
He'll do it too. I've seen him.
Leo
If you put "cue kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're going to get 1,000,000 hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius.
Why don't you call it, like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.
