[Marlin and Dory see a whale]
Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! [to Marlin] Don't be rude, say hi.
...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? C'mon, little fella. C'mon! [claps her fins playfully]
Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
[the whale makes a sound]
Oh, a big fella. Big... A whale... okay, Maybe he only speaks whale. [imitating the sound a whale makes] MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...
Dory? What are you doing?
CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...
Are you sure you speak whale?
...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Heaven knows what you're saying!
[The whale swims off.]
See? He's going away.
CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!
He's not coming back. You offended him!
Maybe a different dialect.
[She makes random whale sounds.]
Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking, like, upset stomach.
Maybe I should try Humpback.
[Dory makes a new set of "whale" sounds.]
Okay, you actually sound sick!
Maybe louder, huh? RAH! RAH!
Too much Orca. Didn't that sound a little Orca-ish?
It dosen't sound like Orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! [sighs] Oh, just as well. He might be hungry.
Relax. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
K Krill
[A school of terrified krill swims past as the whale looms into view behind them.]
Swim away!
[Nigel brings Marlin and Dory back to the ocean; all three saw only part of what happened in the dentist's office, so they believe Nemo is dead]
I'm... I'm so sorry. Truly I am. [flies away]
[They both dive into the ocean. Dory swims to comfort Marlin.]
Hey.
Dory, if it wasn't for you, I never would have even made it here. So thank you. [starts to swim sadly]
Hey, wait a minute. [swims in front of him] W-w-w-wait! Where are you going?
It's over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo's gone. And I'm going home now. [starts to swim]
No. No, you can't. [stutters] Stop! [Marlin stops swimming] Please don't go away. Please. No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, 42... Ugh. Forty... Two... [sighs] I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... And I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
I'm sorry, Dory. But I do. [sadly swims away]
GA Gurgle and Deb
[Nigel, Marlin and Dory both smile and flew straight to the dentist's office; clanging]
Ahhhhh!
Too loud! Too loud for me!
DS Darla Sherman
[first words]
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Find a happy place. Find a happy place, find a happy place!
B Barbara
Darla, your uncle will see you now.
[Psycho theme plays]
All right, let's see those pearly whites.
DS Darla Sherman
Rah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.
And a piranha is a fish, just like your present.
DS Darla Sherman
[giggling]
I get a fishy. Fishy, fishy, fishy.
[As soon as he picks up the plastic bag, he sees Nemo belly up.]
Oh, no. Poor little guy.
D Darla
Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy.
Um... Must have left your present in the car, sweetie. [laughs]
[Darla moans]
I'll go and get it.
[Nemo opens one eye and winks at the Fish Gang. Everyone is surprised.] [overjoyed]
He's still alive.
What's happening? Why is he playing dead?
He's gonna get flushed down the toilet. He's gonna get out of here!
[gasps]
Oh, no, not the trash can!
[Nigel arrives with Marlin and Dory in his mouth]
Hey, hey. I found his dad!
Where's Nemo? Where is he?
What's a dentist? What is that?
[Sherman opens the trash can] [gasps]
Nigel, get in here!
Oh, yes you can. [grabs his tongue and pulls it forward, barging right into the dentist's office] CHARRRRRRRRRGEE!!!!!
[Darla starts screaming in horror]
What the...?! [shouts; while Nigel is attacking him inside] Darla, sweetie, look out! Steady, steady, steady. Hold still. Hold still! Easy, easy! Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you!
[gasps looks and sees Nemo floating upside down. He thinks that his son was dead.]
Nemo.
[slight pauses; grabs Nigel; Darla continues screaming]
Gotcha! [Nigel flapping his wings] Keep down! [tried to Nigel push out the window]
[stops pretending to be dead]
Daddy?
OUT WITH YA! [slams the window] AND STAY OUT!
DS Darla Sherman
[picks up Nemo, upside down]
Fishy? [starts shaking it] Fishy! Wake up! Wake up!!!
Quick! To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!
DS Darla Sherman
Why are you sleeping?!
Bloat! [Bloat inflates, Deb, Bubbles and Gurgle pushes a little bit right] Ring of Fire!
DS Darla Sherman
[Jacques turns the Mount Wannahockaloogie on blast mode, it launches Gill out of the tank, flying. He lands flopping on Darla's head.]
Fishy! [screams, drops a bag with Nemo in it, which it hits the tray and splats water everywhere] Get it out!
Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! [hits himself into the x-ray machine and gets knocked out]
DS Darla Sherman
[screams]
Get it out! [screams]
Smack her in the head, would you?!
DS Darla Sherman
There's a fish in my hair!
[Gill lands on the tray next to Nemo.] [awakens and gasps]
Gill.
Shark Bait... Tell your dad... I said... hi. [flops on the spoon]
[Nemo gets launched into the spit sink. He goes down the drain.]
Go get 'em.
[Philip Sherman groans, then gasps and puts Gill back in the tank]
He did it! [laughs and cheering]
Is he gonna be okay, Gill?
Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.
DS Darla Sherman
[last words]
FISHY!!! [gets sprayed in the face with water]
[The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
What have we got?
Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Dam and clamper installed?
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Now he's using the Schilder technique.
He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
[Bloat inflates.]
Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
[sighs]
I'll go deflate him.