I'm H2O intolerant.
Dory
Ellen DeGeneres · 30 quotes
Marlin
Albert Brooks · 29 quotes
Nemo
Alexander Gould · 14 quotes
Bloat
Brad Garrett · 10 quotes
Gill
Willem Dafoe · 10 quotes
Gurgle
Austin Pendleton · 10 quotes
Crush the Turtle
Andrew Stanton · 9 quotes
Peach
Allison Janney · 9 quotes
Deb
Vicki Lewis · 7 quotes
Nigel
Geoffrey Rush · 5 quotes
The sharks
5 quotes
Bruce
Barry Humphries · 4 quotes
Bubbles
Stephen Root · 4 quotes
Pearl
Erica Beck · 4 quotes
Philip Sherman
4 quotes
Sheldon
Erik Per Sullivan · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Marlin & Dory (15), Nemo & Bloat (7), Gurgle & Peach (7)
Finding Nemo quotes
Page 2 of 6Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
Huh?!
We want you in our club, kid.
Oh, cool!
If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!
You said you could do this!
Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor
Except stinkin' dolphins!
Chum
Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"
Will you just STOP IT?! We're in a whale, don't you get it?!
A whale?
A WHALE!! Because you asked for help, and now we're stuck here!
No, Dory! You're insane! You CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE!
[the whale speaks to her]
Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float".
Of course he wants us to go there! That's EATING us!! [rubs his tail on the whale's tongue] How do I taste, Moby? Do I taste good?! [to Dory] You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
Okay. HeeEEEEE--
Stop talking to him!!!
AAAAH! Something's got me!
That was me, I'm sorry.
Who's that?!
Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Are... are you my conscience?
[sighs, exasperated]
Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Meh. Can't complain.
Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
A light?
Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
No, no, I see it too.
It's so... [hypnotised] pretty...
I want to touch it...
Both
[She does; the light bobs quickly away]
Ooh...
Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Come here.
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
[The light is attached to a terrifying angler fish, which looms into view.]
Good feeling's gone.
Have you seen a orange fish swim by? It looks just like him.
Crab
Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went! And there's no way you're gonna make me.
Seagulls
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see.]
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab
AAAH! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!
He [the whale] says "It's time to let go!"
But, but, how do you know nothing bad will happen?
I don't!
How about we play a game?
All right.
Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
It's me.
Right!
Me again.
All right, Mr. Smartypants...
Me. And the next one - just a guess - me.
Okay, that's just scary.
Okay. Boy, it sure is clear up here.
Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.
You wanted to go through the trench.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [mumbles cutely to it and gets zapped] Ow!
Dory, that's a jellyfish!
Bad Squishy. Bad Squishy!
Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get away! [flicks the tiny jellyfish out of sight with his tail] Come here. Let me see that.
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
I'm not gonna touch it. I just want to look. [grabs Dory's fin]
Hey! How come it didn't sting you?
It did. It's just that... [grabs Dory's fin second time]
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Hold still. I live in this anemone and I'm used to these kind of stings. [grabs Dory's fin third time] Come here.
Ow, ow, ow!
It doesn't look bad, you're gonna be fine. But now we know, don't we? That we don't want to touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one.
Marlin and Dory
[Marlin notices the big jellyfishes approaching and gasps. Marlin and Dory scream in terror.]
Ahhh!
Don't move. [looks around all the jellyfishes] This is bad, Dory.
Hey, hey, watch this. [starts jumping on the tops of jellyfish] Boing! Boing!
Boing, boing, boing! You can't catch me.
Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will... not sting you? The tops don't sting you, that's it!
Two in a row. Beat that.
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it.
Okay, all right.
Hu?
Here's the thing.
Uh-huh.
Uh... I just—— I think it's best if I... if I just—— if I carry on from here by… by myself.
Okay.
You know, alone.
Uh-huh.
Without, without—— Well, I mean, not without you. I mean, it's just—— But I don't want you... with me.
I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You want me to leave?
Well, I mean, not... Yes… Yeah. It's just... You know, I just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes, it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're... delay fish.
You mean... [whimpers] You mean you don't like me? [crying]
No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. Oh, don't cry. I like you.
School of Moon Fish
Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
Um, I don't remember. Were you?
No, no, no, no, no. We're just, we're... Hey, do you guys know how I can get to P. Sh——
School of Moon Fish
Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, do you like impressions?
School of Moon Fish
Okay. Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So, what are we? Take a guess.
Oh, oh. I've seen one of those.
School of Moon Fish
I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
Wait. Wait. Um...
It's a swordfish!
School of Moon Fish
Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess! Where's the butter?
Ooh-ooh-ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue…
Lobster!
School of Moon Fish
Saw that.
What?
From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles
Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles
Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Enough with the Sharkbait.
Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.
He's fine. He can do this. So Shark Bait, what do you think?
Let's do it.
Look at that, would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. [Nemo chuckles] Jacques! I said no cleaning!
I am ashamed.
Okay, Shark Bait's one of us now, agreed?
Bubbles, Bloat and Gurgle
Agreed!
We can't send him off to his death. Darla's coming in five days. So what are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we're gonna get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape.
Escape? Really?
We're all gonna escape.
Gill, please. Not another one of your escape plans.
Sorry, but they--- They just---- They never work.
Yeah, why should this be any different?
Cause we've got him.
Me?
You see that filter?
Yeah?
You're the only one who can get in, and out of that thing. [A visualization of Gill's plan is shown as Gill is speaking.] What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there, and jam the gears. You do that, and this tank's gonna get filthier, and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist will have to clean the tank himself. And when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in individual baggies, then we'll roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor!