No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!
Lloyd
Jim Carrey · 43 quotes
Harry
Jeff Daniels · 24 quotes
Joe
Mike Starr · 4 quotes
Nicholas
Charles Rocket · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Lloyd & Harry (14), Joe & Nicholas (3), Harry & Joe (2)
Dumb and Dumber quotes
Page 4 of 4So you're telling me there's a chance.
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!
We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.
Yea. He must work out.
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Yeah, I'm heading to Aspen myself. Maybe we could meet up and have some hot chocolate.
You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!
You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. (pause) But most of all, I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
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Let me ask you something. Do you want to end up like Petey? Dead? In some flea-ridden apartment? Face down in your own droppings? A soggy sunflower seed pressed against your beak? Come on, Harry! Don't you see what Petey was trying to say to you? You got to take life by the balls! Chew it up and spit it out! Dance to the tune of a different drummer! Spread your wings and fly and run and jump! God, help me!