Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
Lloyd
Jim Carrey · 43 quotes
Harry
Jeff Daniels · 24 quotes
Joe
Mike Starr · 4 quotes
Nicholas
Charles Rocket · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Lloyd & Harry (14), Joe & Nicholas (3), Harry & Joe (2)
Dumb and Dumber quotes
Page 3 of 4Harry, I got some beef jer....
Harry, I took care of it.
Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? [makes a loud, weird noise]
How come I didn't get a dildo?
I fell off the jetway again.
I got worms.
I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!
I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. And beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
It's okay, I'm a limo driver!
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!
Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.
Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.
Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!