John
Charisse has always had a mind of her own. When she was about a year and a half, she decided not to wear diapers anymore. Remember that?
Lisa
John.
John
She started having accidents around the house 'cause she didn't have it down yet. We'd have little piles--
Charisse
Dad, you just had to go there, didn't you?
John
This is family. We're talking the old days.
Eric
It's cool. I'm actually learning something here.
John
Really? You know what's interesting? You never learned to take off your hat at the dinner table. Isn't your head getting hot? Mine's hot just looking at you in that hat.
Lisa
Sixteen! Just think. In two years you'll be out of this house and on your way to college.
Charisse
One year, ten months, sixteen days.
John
You know what? Berkeley's a really close college. You could live at home, save money.
Charisse
That's a good idea. But I've already reserved a U-Haul for the day I graduated high school.
John
Oh. You reserved a U-Haul already?
Maya
Uh, Dad? Someone to see you.
Joey
Yo, step outside.
John
Thank you, sweetie. Excuse me, darling.
Charisse
Bye, Dad Love you.
John
I love you too. Excuse me, Eric.
Joey
Hey, hey, yo. Yo, down here. Okay.
John
What do you want?
Joey
First, let me say the beaver sends birthday greetings to your lovely daughter.
John
Really? That's very nice. Tell the beaver he's starting to get on my nerves.
Joey
Why are you getting bent out of shape? He only wants a moment of your time.
John
What if I say no?
Joey
I don't think you want to go down that road, my favorite best friend.
John
Go and tell the beaver, 8:00, my office, tomorrow.
Joey
Oh, the beaver don't travel for nobody. He knows you're a busy man, and he will remember this, but this is truly a life-or-death situation.
John
All right, shut up, listen. My car, 7:00 a.m. All right?
Joey
Hey, this is good news. The beaver likes good news.
John
Thank you.
Joey
Jimmy, get the car.
