Don't Look Up (2021) · 21 quotes
Man... I timed this Molly perfectly.
Jason Orlean
But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen.
Jason Orlean
What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all **** up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here.
Jason Orlean
You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters...
Dr. Randall Mindy
You don't need to throw it on the floor.
Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this?
Dr. Randall Mindy
There's 100% certainty of impact.
Please, don't say 100%.
Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?
Yeah.
Kate Dibiasky
But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen.
Dr. Randall Mindy
Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.
Jason Orlean
Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe
Well, scientists never like to say 100%.
Call it 70% and let's just move on.
Kate Dibiasky
But it's not even close to 70%.
You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.
Kate Dibiasky
Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?
Jason Orlean
I'm sorry, who is she?
Kate Dibiasky
Who the **** are you? Aren't you her son?
Jason Orlean
I'm the **** Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.
