Benedict Drask
[screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it]
You'll never take me alive!
Dr. Randall Mindy
Leonardo DiCaprio · 10 quotes
Kate Dibiasky
Jennifer Lawrence · 9 quotes
Jason Orlean
Jonah Hill · 6 quotes
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe
Rob Morgan · 3 quotes
Yule
Timothée Chalamet · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kate Dibiasky & Dr. Randall Mindy (6), Dr. Randall Mindy & Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe (3), Kate Dibiasky & Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe (3)
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Page 1 of 2I don't feel so good.
Brie Evantee
Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break...
No, please, please Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something
Jack Bremmer
You came to the right place, because on this show, we like to say things...
Would you please, just stop being so [[bleep] pleasant? I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things! Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a **** picture of it! What other proof do we need? And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest, hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a **** good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do-- How do we even talk to each other? What've we... What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? We should have deflected this comet when we had the **** chance, but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. And now they're actually firing scientists like me for speaking out, for opposing them. And I'm sure many of the people out there aren't even gonna listen to what I just said 'cause they have their own political ideology, but I... .I assure you, I am not on one side or the other. I'm just telling you the **** truth.
Brie Evantee
I-I think this would be a good time to establish that Isherwell and the president have both said that there's benefits to be...
Right, well, the president of the United States. Is ****. Lying! Look I'm just like all of you. I hope to God, I hope to... God that this president knows what she's doing. I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is... I think, this whole administration, has completely. Lost. Their **** mind! And I think. We're all. Gonna die!
Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?
Fingerling potatoes?
Oh, I **** LOVE fingerling potatoes!
[to Kate]
You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters...
Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?
I'm sorry, who is she?
Who the **** are you? Aren't you her son?
I'm the **** Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.
We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
When did you do those calculations?
I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
Peter Isherwell
[about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird]
Whatever you do, don't pet them...
President Orlean
Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this?
There's 100% certainty of impact.
President Orlean
Please, don't say 100%.
Old Aide #2
Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?
President Orlean
Yeah.
But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen.
Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.
Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.
Well, scientists never like to say 100%.
President Orlean
Call it 70% and let's just move on.
But it's not even close to 70%.
President Orlean
You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.
Riley Bina
You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.
Oh.
That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.
Riley Bina
Why don't you mind your own business, you old ****?
Waitress
That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there.
I don't know why I have this on.
Nearby Diner
Listen, just tell us what's going on.
Guy from the Bar
I got three scared kids at home. How about you just tell us something.
I understand. I wish could share information, but...
Guy from the Bar
We're people just like you. We deserve to know!
They're right. They deserve to know. Do you really wanna know what's going on?
Kate, don't. Kate.
Kate.
They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!
Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen.
Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?
[Kate sits in a car with a bag over her head]
I did everything I could. They won't listen.
Surprise, surprise.
I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.
I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.
Oh, Randall. God. Where's Brie Evantee? Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant that only serves cubes and foam?
Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.
And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs? You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.
I can't! My head is in a bag!
Congressman Tenant
[President Orlean is attacked by an alien bird creature]
What is that thing?
Peter Isherwell
I believe that's called a Bronteroc.
But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen.