Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Knew him? Shit! **** owes me twelve bucks. (when asked if he knew Jesus)

View Quote Hey, what better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied, thanks to you?

View Quote Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to **** me, I think I've been a pretty good sport about all of this.

View Quote All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.

View Quote Steady. You wanna be my girlfriend? (looks at Silent Bob) Ok, but Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent.

View Quote Serendipity: Why is the last scion here?
Rufus: Bartleby and Loki. They found a way back.
Serendipity: Not the plenary indulgence loophole.
Bethany: You know about that?
Serendipity: I always knew that thing was a bad idea. Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

View Quote Kill it! (after Rufus wakes up from his fall)

View Quote Jay: Here, it's the guy in charge of the church thing (he hands over a newspaper)
Bethany: Cardinal Glick?
Jay: Maybe we can just ask him to shut down the church. If it's closed that day, uh, those guys can't get blessed or whatever, right?
Metatron: Good Lord. The little stoner's got a point!

View Quote I wouldn't want to let the family down, now would I?

View Quote Oh, did that suck! [after falling out of the sky]

View Quote This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?

View Quote Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

View Quote I guess we're in charge of the gang now.

View Quote I'm soaked, and she's the one that's surly. That's rich!

View Quote Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.