Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Hey, what better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied, thanks to you?

View Quote I'm a ****in' demon and you're gonna have him assault me with a putter?

View Quote Nobody is ****ing me! You got that?!

View Quote I wouldn't want to let the family down, now would I?

View Quote Steady. You wanna be my girlfriend? (looks at Silent Bob) Ok, but Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent.

View Quote All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.

View Quote Kill it! (after Rufus wakes up from his fall)

View Quote Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to **** me, I think I've been a pretty good sport about all of this.

View Quote Knew him? Shit! **** owes me twelve bucks. (when asked if he knew Jesus)

View Quote This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?

View Quote I'm soaked, and she's the one that's surly. That's rich!

View Quote Oh, did that suck! [after falling out of the sky]

View Quote Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

View Quote (The group is in the woods.)
Bethany:I don't know why we had to leave the train, you threw those guys off.
Rufus: Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.

View Quote So that would make Bethany part black? (after Rufus explains that Bethany is a direct descendant of Jesus)