Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Azrael
Bartleby
Bethany Sloane
Jay

View Quote So that would make Bethany part black? (after Rufus explains that Bethany is a direct descendant of Jesus)

View Quote I'm soaked, and she's the one that's surly. That's rich!

View Quote Guess what? We're going home. No matter whose pride it may hurt.

View Quote That's one way of putting it. Another way is to say I was bludgeoned to shit by big ****ing rocks!

View Quote No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj!

View Quote The little stoner's got a point!

View Quote Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

View Quote Come on, demon! Let me see you try that shit on somebody who's already dead!

View Quote What the **** do I know 'bout shiftin'?

View Quote You don't mind that I lost the wings, do you? I'm trying to keep our profile low.

View Quote He's been at it for a while now. We ran out of-of parishioners. And so he just started picking up folk off the road and dropping 'em.

View Quote I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything! You know that.