Metatron Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single. Metatron Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves. Metatron You don't mind that I lost the wings, do you? I'm trying to keep our profile low.