These aren't pajamas. It's a warm-up suit.
Gru
Steve Carell · 32 quotes
Agnes
Elsie Fisher · 20 quotes
Vector
Jason Segel · 18 quotes
Edith
Dana Gaier Ellis · 12 quotes
Margo
Miranda Cosgrove · 11 quotes
Dr. Nefario
Russell Brand · 5 quotes
Gru's Mom
Julie Andrews · 4 quotes
Mr. Perkins
Will Arnett · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Gru & Agnes (7), Gru & Margo (7), Margo & Edith (7)
Despicable Me quotes
Page 5 of 5They are not pajamas!
We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal... [all the minions pull out weapons] Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet! [Dave the minion fires a missile that scatters another group of minions] Hey! Dave, listen up, please! [one of the singed minions punches Dave] Next, we are going to steal... Pause for effect. [opens skylight] ...the moon!
When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
Yes, yes. I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet goes.
You've got to be pulling on my leg.
["to Gru']
This is a squid gun. Have you ever seen one? No! That's because I invented it. Oh yeah!
[as he is falling after being shocked off of Gru's spaceship]
My flight suit! [pulls a string that releases flaps like a flying squirrel; starts flying] Oh yeah! Once again, the mighty Vec- [slams into an electrical tower, which shocks him and sends him falling and screaming]
[stealing the shrink ray Gru stole]
Now maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! So long, Gru!
[to Gru]
I'm applying for a new villain loan, go by the name of... Vector! [no response] That's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow, composed of both direction and magnitude! [no response] Vector! That's me! Because I'm committing crimes, with both direction and magnitude! Oh, yeah! (His best quote)