Most scenes together: Gru & Agnes (7), Gru & Margo (7), Margo & Edith (7)
Despicable Me quotes
Page 3 of 5Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting our money back… [viciously crushes the apple] Get the picture? [Gru gulps nervously]
Three little kittens loved to play, they had fun in the sun all day.
Then their mother came out and said, "Time for kittens to go to bed."
Three little kittens started to bawl, "Mommy, we're not tired at all."
Their mother smiled and said with a purr, "Fine, but at least you should brush you fur."
Three little kittens with fur all brushed said, "We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!"
Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, "Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."
Three little kittens, with milk all gone, rubbed their eyes and started to yawn.
"We can't sleep, we can't even try." Then their mother sang a lullaby.
"Good night kittens, close your eyes. Sleep in peace until you rise.
Though while you sleep, we are apart, your mommy loves you with all her heart."
Fix it? Look, it has been disintergrated. By definition it cannon be fixed.
Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni-uni-unicorns, I love them. Uni-unicorns. I could pet one if they were really real, and they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me. Now I love it. La-la-la-la-la.
Check out my new weapon! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Have you ever seen one before? No! That's because I invented it.
Now, I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest... They are true. [the minions are shocked; the girls come in behind Gru] In terms of money... we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear... [sits hopelessly on a chair] we won't. [some of his Minions start to cry] We are doomed. Now it would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. I know I have fired up my resume, as I suggest that all of you do as well. [Agnes tugs lightly on his sweater; to the girls] What is it? Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk?
What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! Nice. [all cheering] That's how I roll. Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?! But that's not all! We stole the Statue of Liberty! [Minions cheer] The small one from Las Vegas. [Minions groan with disappointment] And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower. Also Vegas.
It was your cousin's idea.