Holy Chihuahua!
Lou
Tobey Maguire · 15 quotes
Mr. Tinkles
Sean Hayes · 15 quotes
Butch
Alec Baldwin · 12 quotes
Calico
Jon Lovitz · 9 quotes
Russian Kitty
9 quotes
Peek
Joe Pantoliano · 5 quotes
Ivy
Susan Sarandon · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Tinkles & Calico (4), Lou & Butch (3), Lou & Peek (3)
Cats & Dogs quotes
Page 3 of 4HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!
I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.
I'm coming Buuuuutch!!!
I'm so fast! I can't see myself!
I'm sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine, right guys? GUYS!
I've changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling-Chow!
Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!
Is the puppy alive or not?
Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!
Project 'Dark Cloud' should go down without a, uh, hitch.
See you puppies later.
Son of my mom!
Stand still! I need to crush you.
The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!