But I'm a Cheerleader 2000 quotes, page 2

35 quotes · 8 characters
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) poster
Characters
Megan Natasha Lyonne · 12 quotes
Mary Cathy Moriarty · 11 quotes
Graham Clea DuVall · 7 quotes
Andre Douglas Spain · 5 quotes
Joel Goldberg Joel Michaely · 5 quotes
Mike RuPaul · 4 quotes
Hilary Melanie Lynskey · 3 quotes
Jan Katrina Phillips · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Megan & Mary (4), Megan & Graham (3), Graham & Mary (3)

But I'm a Cheerleader quotes

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I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.

What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...
Megan's Mom: You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.

In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.

Kimberly

You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these. [shows a photo of a girl in bikini]

Mm-hmm.
Megan's Dad: And these. [her parents show a Melissa Etheridge poster and a Georgia O'Keeffe inspired painting]

Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.

Jared

You don't even like to kiss me.
Her friends [all together]: It's true.

I can't believe this.

Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.

Healing?
Megan's Mom: Like rehab, honey. Homosexuals Anonymous.

Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?
Megan's Dad: Yes!

Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.

Narrator of True Direction video

No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl. By a young age, Kelly had a promising future: mommy's little helper and prom queen. Kelly had hopes to be a model one day. That is... until she was recruited into the homosexual lifestyle.

[to Megan]

: Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this!

Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!

I have told you over and over again! No more sipping! Chug it, like a man! Go on, chug!

I need you to teach me how to be a lesbian. What they wear, what they eat, where they live

I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem.

I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as **** pie, aren't you?

I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)

I'm not perverted! I get good grades! I go to church! I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you!

It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-**** or, you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.