Graham I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
Played by Clea DuVall 
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · 35 quotes
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · 35 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in But I'm a Cheerleader (2000): in 7 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Megan (3), Mary (3), Joel Goldberg (2)
I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as **** pie, aren't you?
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There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Inappropriate... like swearing?
Graham No, inappropriate like ****.
Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Graham You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Then why are you here?
Graham I got caught.
2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
Graham God is straight!
Hey, that's good.
Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Everyone thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Amen, sister.
Sinead If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham Where else would we go?
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
Graham After advanced cal and Chaucer I can follow this psychobabble.
This psychobabble, young lady is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle. Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers or slashing your wrists.
I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham My mother got married in pants.
All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Hilary?
All girl boarding school.
Sinead?
Sinead I was born in France.
Clayton?
Clayton My mom let me play in her pumps.
I like balls.
Why thank you for that, Jan.
Joel?
Traumatic bris.
Graham Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.
From True Directions?
Lloyd We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...
Larry ...lie.
Lloyd Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.
So you run like, the underground homo railroad?
Graham I don't like Sinead that way.
Which way is that, clothed?
