There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

Inappropriate... like swearing?

No, inappropriate like ****.

Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.

Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!

Then why are you here?

I got caught.

2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...

God is straight!

Hey, that's good.

Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.

Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.

Everyone thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...

Amen, sister.

If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.

What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?

You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!

Where else would we go?

You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...

Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!