Andre She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
Played by Douglas Spain 
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · 35 quotes
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · 35 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in But I'm a Cheerleader (2000): in 5 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Joel Goldberg (2), Jan (2)
Scenes with Andre
5 scenes Andre Andre Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!
There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Inappropriate... like swearing?
No, inappropriate like ****.
Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Then why are you here?
I got caught.
2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
God is straight!
Hey, that's good.
Andre Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Everyone thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre Amen, sister.
Sinead
If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Where else would we go?
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
I'm a heterosexual.
Not yet, honey. You're almost there. And don't speak out of turn.
No, I know, I've never been gay.
Jan remember, you were molested. And just take a look at yourself.
Everybody thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I like guys. I can't help it. I want a big fat wiener up my...
Andre Amen, sister.
Andre I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy. [cries]
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!