The Faculty (1998) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Faculty (1998): in 7 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Casey Conner (4), Marybeth (2)
I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.
Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
Stokely Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into **** pod people or something.
Into what people?
Stokely Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.
Stokely Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
Yeah, so is Schindler's List.
Stokely What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
If he's really your dad anymore.
What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?
Stokely They get us. They win. We lose.
Maybe we really win. I mean, Stan didn't look unhappy.
Stokely That's because that wasn't Stan. They took away who he was.
Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.
Stokely So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
I think so.
Stokely Zeke, it is her!
She's lying, she's trying to fake you out. We don't know what she is. Gay? Straight? Alien?
Answer me something, Marybeth... why are you naked?
Does it bother you, Zeke? My body? I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
