A scene from But I'm a Cheerleader 2000
Mike

I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.

Megan

What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...
Megan's Mom: You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.

Mike

In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.

Kimberly

You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these. [shows a photo of a girl in bikini]

Mike

Mm-hmm.
Megan's Dad: And these. [her parents show a Melissa Etheridge poster and a Georgia O'Keeffe inspired painting]

Mike

Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.

Jared

You don't even like to kiss me.
Her friends [all together]: It's true.

Megan

I can't believe this.

Mike

Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.

Megan

Healing?
Megan's Mom: Like rehab, honey. Homosexuals Anonymous.

Mary

Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?
Megan's Dad: Yes!

Mary

Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.

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