A character in Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)

Man quotes from Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996): in 3 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Butt-head (2), Beavis (2)

Scenes with Man

3 scenes

Yeah, this is her.

Oh, she looks lovely.

I'm probably going to make out with her first before we, uh... you know, heh heh, get down.

I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.

Really? I poop too much.

Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.

I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.

Tired? Oh, well, I know all about tired, dear. I have just the thing for ya. Here, take a couple of these. They perk me right up.

Thanks. Tastes like crap. What else ya got?

Oh, go right ahead. Help yourself.

So, uh, huh huh... goin' to Las Vegas?

Girl

Hi. We're serving dinner now. Our selections tonight are chicken piccata or seafood gumbo.

Piccata. Titicaca....

Man

Excuse me? Does the gumbo have corn in it?

I am Cornholio. I need piccata for my bung-hole.

Girl

You'll have to wait your turn, sir.

Are you threatening me? My bung-hole will not wait. Bungholio.

Uh, hey, I got a beer. Want some?

Pilot

Get the hell out of the cockpit!

Huh huh, you said...

Pilot

Now!

Check it out, Butt-Head, Porta-potties.

Cool. I gotta take a dump. [they go inside confession booths]

Uh... Where's the toilet? [in a church confession booth]

Man

I'm sorry. How many Hail Marys?

A thousand. And I want you to hit yourself, right now.

Man

Um, now?

Yeah. Do it. [the man hits himself]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harder.

Man

Where the hell is he?

Earl Hofert

You sure this is the right place? Your Muddy?

What are you, the cops?

Earl Hofert

Uh, no. Earl sent us. You know, to take care of your wife.

What? Take care... What the hell are you talkin' about? Who were those other two clowns?

Earl Hofert

Huh?

Aghh... god damn it! She did it to me again! I'm gonna go to Vegas, and I'm gonna kill all three of them!

Earl Hofert

Hey, I noticed your TV was broken. You want to buy a new one? Just leave it. Worthless piece of crap.

Man

Yeah, really, man. We gotta start stealin' from rich people.

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