Tom Anderson Something wrong, Officer?
ATF Agent Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives.
Tom Anderson Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper.
ATF Agent You saw these two?
Tom Anderson I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
ATF Agent This is post 9; I have positive ID.
Tom Anderson Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spider monkeys, I'll tell ya that.
ATF Agent Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle.
Tom Anderson Well now, wait a minute. Me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington D.C., and–
ATF Agent NOW!!
Tom Anderson Now, wait right there. You're dealing with a veteran of 2 foreign wars. They're the one been whackin'. I find anything broken in there, you and I gonna tangle.
Masturbating in the man's camper. We're dealing with two sick individuals. I want that camper torn apart, full cavity searches all around. Something tells me he could be involved.
Tom Anderson What in the hell--now wait just a minute!
Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, express airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself "Cornholio." Guess who matches the description?
Finally, a real break. Get me that flash point of origin. We're gonna kick some ass.
