Robin Swallows My name is Robin Swallows, maiden name Spitz.
Well, which one is it, baby, Spitz or Swallows?
Played by Gia Carides 
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) · 80 quotes
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) · 80 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): in 3 of its 80 quotes
Most scenes with: Austin Powers (3), Fat Bastard (2)
Scenes with Robin Swallows
3 scenes Robin Swallows Robin Swallows (As Robin Swallows and Austin fall from Austin's apartment.)
The fall will kill us both, Powers!
Robin Swallows (Austin moves Swallows in front of him to both break his fall and kill her as well. They land hard on the sidewalk.)
You can't win, Powers.
(Patty O'Brien looks over the edge, reloads his submachine gun and opens fire.)
Why won't you die?!
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a plan. I have developed-- (The espresso machine in the back suddenly makes a deafening noise as Dr. Evil continues to explain his plan to his cabinet though no words are heard)
No? Nothing? Ladies and gentlemen, I have developed-- (The espresso machine goes off again and Dr. Evil patiently waits for it to stop)
Number Two, if that happens once more, I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast. Okay? Yeah. Denny's style.
Would you happen to know a man named Mr. Evil?
Robin Swallows I don't know anyone named Dr. Evil.
Really? I said Mr. Evil. ... Would you care for something to drink? Would you like a Mr. Pepper?
Robin Swallows I would love a Dr. Pepper.
Really? I said Mr. Pepper.
You were married? I can't believe that! You were a famous swinger! What was her name?
Vanessa. She was a special woman. It really broke my heart when she turned out to be a robot.
You mean she was uptight and never expressed her feelings?
No, I mean she was constructed of plastic, wire, fore bearings, and what have you. Yeah. She had a tin clunge.
