Ivana
Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Excuse me?
Ivana
Ivana Humpalot.
And Ivana Toilet-Seat-Made-Out-Of-Solid-Gold, but its just not in the cards now, is it? [laughs]
7th most-quoted character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): in 5 of its 80 quotes
Most scenes with: Austin Powers (5), Fat Bastard (2)
Scenes with Ivana
5 scenes
Ivana
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Mm, I can guess, baby.
Ivana
We play chess.
I guessed wrong.
Ivana
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
I can guess, baby.
Ivana
We play chess.
I guessed wrong.
Ivana
It takes a keen intellect to play chess, Mr. Powers. I assume you know how to play.
Of course, baby.
Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
Ivana
[gets up from the table]
No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so... [pause] sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry! [Austin rips his shirt open] Oh, you are hairy like animal!
Grr, baby! Very grr!
Ivana
Make love to me, monkey man!
Ivana
[Fat Bastard visits the frozen Austin Powers in 1969, and uses the tube to steal Austin's mojo. While Austin is making love with Ivana in 1999, he sits up in full shock]
Austin? What's wrong?
Crickey! I lost my mojo!
