Frau quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? (How are you)

Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. (Very good, Doctor.)

How are things?

I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. To my right is my lover. [reveals tough female] We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Unibrou. [Unibrou reveals her one-eyebrow]

Right on. Welcome Unibrou.

Doctor, you, uh... [points to the nose]

What, what?

You've got a...little milk-nose...mustache.

I know, I know. I meant to. That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a Belgian Dip.

You know I will never love another man.

...Well, yes. That's true.

Scott

Mom?

Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil.

Scott

I thought I was a test-tube baby.

Lies. ALL LIES!!!!
(Jerry Springer and the audience are shocked at said shout)